Sunday, August 29, 2010

TIME WASTER'S

LAST MINUTE EXCUSES

In one minute, how many excuses can you find for:
Eating a whole cheesecake

TOP TEN
(I rated mine, now you rate yours!)

1. CHICKEN
2. BEEF
3. PORK
4. VEAL
5. LAMB
6. VENISON
7. PHEASANT
8. GOAT
9. RABBIT
10. DUCK

WHATEVER YOU DO,
don't even think about...
Any of the following songs:

The Final Countdown
The Wizard of Oz
Delilah
Climb Ev'ry Mountain

WAYS TO PASS TIME

Shopping (This is how I would pass my time out of these choices! Baha!)
Stealing
Hiding things

TODAY'S GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT

No alcohol
Actually doing a bit of work (That's mine! ;))
Walking on water

MASS HYSTERIAS

Today we are all going to:
Inspect the garden in case there are escaped poisonous snakes on the loose.

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